In your uneventful and miserable life you have not achieved anything worth telling your grand children?
The painful selection event of a Special Operations unit did not work out in your favor? Well, why not improve your resume with some black ops in Lybia, Iraq or Afghanistan.
Add some tactical flavor to your FB pic, so everyone knows what kind of pipehitting Badass you are.
Book the SPB green room now, and take advantage of real SOF operators on site, so you can get one of these infamos team pictures with the boys.